T 4165

The fog rolls in. Almost blind he says, Let me board your ship. And she knows a come on when she hears one, and she says, My ship’s too big.

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T 4164

Dessert was served. He took her hand and stared into her soul. She drank him in. I have to poo, he said. And then she knew it was true love.  

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T 4163

He witnesses the birth and feels an astonishing outpouring of love, and the mother says, It’s not yours, and he throws up all over the baby.

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T 4162

They knew it was bad. The old guy said, That’s bad. The precocious kid said, Cool. And the sexy chick said, You’re bad. That made him happy.

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T 4161

He woke up on the floor, the memory of the punch that put him there in his jaw. The enraged ex. The small dog. The joke that started it all.

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T 4161

She opened the fridge and spied the leftover Chinese. She took it out. From the bedroom he yelled, Did you just fart? And she said, Not yet.

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T 4160

He’d sit on the toilet composing symphonies, basking in the audience’s roar, and then he’d flush, and listen to his wife ask, Did you spray?

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T 4159

He remembered how the girls taunted him, the evil in their mockery. The way they teased with their fingers. Until he realized he enjoyed it.

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T 4158

We fumbled about in the darkness, burping up burgers, drunk on rum, and before fear could descend, we found the light switch. And the fries.  

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T 4157

Then the elevator came to a halt and they eventually fell in love, and then they were rescued and escaped the elevator and fell out of love.

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