Just some guys debating boxers vs. briefs. A guy mentions mid-thighs and it’s a debate. Then a guy says thongs and there’s outright violence.

Mud stains her white carpets. She follows the trail upstairs and there he is, in her bed, with muddy feet. I’m not too old for you, he says.

One day he decided to shave his chest. And a week later there was an earthquake. Widespread devastation. Then he starting believing in fate.

We were a cute couple but then she said, I Plus One you, and I didn’t know what that meant and then she told me and I called her an elitist.

Mouthing the words. A silent room of fake conversation. He spots her silent with someone else. The director yells cut. And he makes his move.

They boarded the ship and set sail for an island, or a sexy city, whatever, he didn’t care, he hated boats, and that’s why she had insisted.