Twister 3569

She didn’t call him Meatballs, but Meatloaf, a point she made in front of their kids. Love is pain, he’d say. Before biting into her calzone

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Twister 3568

The waiter made a face. I saw that, she told him. Then again, the waiters here had a reputation. So she felt him up before placing her order

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Twister 3567

He farts, and she says, You are to ambition what the laugh track is to comedy. This strikes him as funny. But he can’t be bothered to laugh.

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Twister 3566

What do you mean? Why are you talking to me? Did I say you could? What the hell is wrong with you? Can you make me a pastrami on rye, honey?

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Twister 3565

He devours the pie with a passion he hasn’t felt in ages. The waitress asks if he wants anything else. I used to be famous once, he explains

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Twister 3564

What started as a disagreement about eels evolved into the kind of argument where he’d think up a zinger an hour later. He hated being slow.

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Twister 3563

He walked in wearing a bow tie and she purred and he uttered the most obvious joke ever and she stopped purring and returned to her knitting

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Twister 3562

By the time she licked the ice cream his desire was a mountain and he kissed her and she pulled away and said, Rocky Road! and he backed off

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Twister 3561

He stumbles into the kitchen. I made you breakfast, she says, and serves him eggs. I hate eggs, he complains. I know, she says with a smile.

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Twister 3560

He hands her a suitcase. This is for Stockholm, he says. He lights a smoke and gets dressed. She sits up. Honey, she says, you’re not a spy.

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