The tension was broken when the ambulance arrived, and his friend was taken away because her jeans were too skinny and she couldn’t breathe.

The breeze blew in warm, and something sultry hung in the air. He smiled at her then, and she looked at him and said, Please, don’t do that.

He punched a clock to bring home the bacon. He really talks like that. So I didn’t punch a clock, I punched his face. And it felt real good.

He cuts a tomato while whistling Hava Nagila. I don’t know you anymore, she says. And he thinks she’s really talking about his new underwear

It was last call. He was stuck in the bathroom without toilet paper. His cell phone’s battery was empty. So he started thinking up his will.

He explained what he thought love meant, how he understood it, and she listened to him intently and when he was done she burst out laughing.