Twister 3167

His kids couldn’t believe there used to be a show called Howdy Doody and this depressed him. And he drank. In front of the kids for a while.

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Twister 3166

She ran her dogs in the park across the street from the house of the old man with the parakeet. He watched her. And thought about his youth.

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Twister 3165

A wind blew in off the ocean blowing sand on them. Do something, she says. It’s the wind, he sighs. And she finally gets her mother’s whining.

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Twister 3164

Because they were having sex, they were blind to the gossip that surrounded them. To the talk. And so their ignorance was really pure bliss.

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Twister 3163

The woman in the commercial had an enormous mouth. It rendered the guys dumb. They couldn’t even eat the bacon pizza. Which was saying a lot

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Twister 3162

The commotion creates its own gravitational pull and soon the entire city is a riot of rioting. Until children get hurt. Then there is shame

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Twister 3161

Too many things sped past him. Too many. And so he lay down and dreamed of sleeping under a tree. And waking up when things had slowed down.

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Twister 3160

He wakes from a dream, undone by terror, and he reaches for her and she mumbles something and he holds her. And then realizes what she said.

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Twister 3159

He spent all his time downstairs. She spent all her time upstairs. He discussed the situation with her. And admitted he kinda missed her pie

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Twister 3158

The new neighbors made too much noise. When he complained they told him he was just really unhappy with his own marriage. He didn’t disagree

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