She knew she’d left the keys in a pocket somewhere. She checked the laundry for her jeans. She found his underwear instead. And she left him

He packed his swimtrunks, jogging shoes and shaving kit, knowing he wouldn’t use any of it. He also packed his flask. He knew he’d use that.

He was stuck in the stall without toilet paper and was too proud to ask for help. So he broke into a very sarcastic rendition of Ode to Joy.

His t-shirt said, This is what’s cool. His jeans were tucked into silver billy boots. That didn’t stop the chimps from flinging crap at him.