Twister 672

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was a thumbless carpenter with a habit of nose picking and bar brawls. The papers wrote about him often. Until they went out of business.

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Twister 671

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He bought an island. He figured this would help with the ladies. But they wouldn’t bite. And that’s all he was interested in. Island or not.

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Twister 670

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Years ago he walked in on his parents and was scarred. Now he’s a father and has a deadbolt on his bedroom door. Only he never has to use it

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Twister 669

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The fire chief said, I can’t believe she left me. The fireman said, What about this fire? The chief said, The fire went out a long time ago.

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Twister 668

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He had a Tupperware fetish. He proudly wore a t-shirt that said “I have a Tupperware fetish”. He also had four goldfish. And not much else.

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Twister 667

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He begged her not to enter. Please, I’m not wearing my hat! he pleaded. She opened the door. You really do have a dick for brains, she said.

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Twister 666

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He’s a super nice guy. He says super a lot. He smiles his white toothed smile and holds doors open for all. His colleagues want to kill him.

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Twister 665

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They toured England and saw many signs for gastro-pubs. Why would anyone pay to get sick? she asked, amazed. It’s the English way, he said.

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Twister 664

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The day begins as any other day. Burnt toast. An argument about sex. Smelly farts. And then his feelings of emasculation. And hers of regret

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Twister 663

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He can hold them for ransom or he can just let them go and hope for the best. He weighs the aftereffects of both. And then returns the candy

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