Twister 692

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The gluttony was fantastic and had there been a vomitorium, the cameras would have come out. But they were not famous enough to be ridiculed

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Twister 691

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They sat around a table discussing strategy. About what they had no idea. But they had to do something. And so the lies told were tremendous

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Twister 690

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Despite years of boarding school he was bad at doing up his tie. It always hung too long. And when he went out he always peed on it. Always.

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Twister 689

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His phone rang and he walked away from his loud drunk friends. He told her a lie so obvious he flinched. She didn’t care. Her lie was bigger

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Twister 688

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The kid came in crying about a lost dog. Dad sprung into action. Signs were posted. The media called. Wait, Dad said. When did we get a dog?

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Twister 687

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He built a boat and when he retired he set sail. He hit fierce waves one day and as the water breached the hull he realized he didn’t swim.

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Twister 686

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He said something about liking the Scots and she said ethnicity or culture was never a comment on character and he asked where she was from.

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Twister 685

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The house was being renovated, making it an awkward time to start sleepwalking. And thus he found himself being intimate with the new bidet.

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Twister 684

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was a commotion. He ran over only to discover some kids watching his daughter pummelling his son. He felt a mixture of pride and shame

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Twister 683

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He went to the post office everyday to ask her out but couldn’t. One day, he found the courage. I’m not into you snail mail types, she said.

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