Twister 792

Despite his deep love for them, he was nothing to his kids until they saw him on TV being led away in handcuffs. Then they thought him great

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Twister 791

They met in the produce section and by the diary aisle they were very much in love. When he got home however he noticed his meat had spoiled

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Twister 790

There were drinks. A lot of them. And couplings that would mean nothing the next day. Except for one. That one didn’t mean anything already.

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Twister 789

She saw him kiss an ex-girlfriend and wanted to think nothing of it. She couldn’t. So grabbed a garden shovel. And she slowly dug his grave.

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Twister 788

He parked the car. They tore their clothes off and moaned and heaved until there was a knock on the window and a small kid asked for a smoke

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Twister 787

The buildings were mighty and impressive and hugely impressive people inhabited them. After the earthquake they were a touch less impressive

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Twister 786

Her boyfriend was sullen, watched too much TV. And she was getting tired of feeling his love only in the mornings. When she had to pee most.

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Twister 785

He graduated top of his class from Harvard. But when the judge noticed the uncommon amount of dandruff on his shoulder, his career was over.

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Twister 784

The physicists convention was interrupted by the Nobel Prize winner’s son dressed up as Godzilla. And so the relationship combusted big time

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Twister 783

He took a drag of the cigarette knowing it would be his last. He studied the glowing embers and got nostalgic. I miss you already, he said.

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