The sun dappled field was the perfect setting for the outing. Little did he know the cows had come home, however. Clichés suck shit, he said

It was a day with much itching. And uttering of the word “crotch.” But the mountain ahead of them was steep, and the top was full of cheese.

Jones wasn’t in a good mood already so when the driver in the rusty Skoda flipped the bird, he pulled a Nicholson. That impressed the judge.

They sat on the rocks and watched the waves crash into the shore and were awed by the majesty of nature and lamented their lack of more beer