Twister 1102

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He fell in love with the girl at the post office. But because her job was so tragic he never asked her out. His stamp collection is enormous

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Twister 1101

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He will ask questions. Because he’s a curious man. But also polite. So he will ask, Can I touch you here? And also, Could you do that again?

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Twister 1100

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

You can’t buy bananas, he says. She scoffs. I’m serious, he says. Don’t say that, she says. Those bananas make me feel inadequate, he says.

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Twister 1099

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They would sit around the table and drink wine and tell awful jokes. But they always kept their clothes on. Except when they watched movies.

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Twister 1098

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was parent teacher night and he was listening to his kid’s teacher but not really. I’m thinking something inappropriate, he said out loud

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Twister 1097

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There were many children at the party. I can’t get drunk with all these kids, he said. You can’t have kids if you’re this drunk, she replied

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Twister 1096

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He fought through the crowd. He had to see this famous thing. Someone tore at his shirt. And then there it was. And he was very unimpressed.

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Twister 1095

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They held hands and watched the sun set over the ocean and he imagined people on the other side watching the sun rise. I’m bored, he sighed.

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Twister 1094

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He walked into the spa and looked as if he’d sucked on a lemon. It had been his wife’s idea. What is love but shared humiliation, he thought

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Twister 1093

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Every time a pretty girl passed him he inhaled deeply to maybe understand what he was missing. But it never worked. Because of his allergies

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