Twister 1182

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They stood outside the bistro, trying to decipher the evening. I’ve only heard good things, he said. But it was mostly about the waitresses.

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Twister 1181

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I can’t do skinny, he tells her. It’s because I like 70s music unironically. And beer goes straight to my belly, he says. Yet she kisses him

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Twister 1180

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was a tree offering shade and they went and lay down under it and she leaned on him and he closed his eyes and then the tree fell over

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Twister 1179

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There’s no need, he says, shaking his head. But she holds out the money and demands he take it back. Because you weren’t worth it, she says.

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Twister 1178

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The stinky cheese reminded Jim of his ex. Which made him gag. Though he couldn’t really tell his girlfriend why. The dilemma ruined his day.

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Twister 1177

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His odor should be called Eau de Hipster though Jones just called it “bad.” He didn’t give him the job. It had nothing to do with the smell.

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Twister 1176

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He walked away from the crash and crossed the desert and came upon an old man with a combover and instead of asking for help he kept going.

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Twister 1175

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wants to come across as sympathetic. Nice. To telegraph his feelings. Is this the worst job you’ve ever had? he asks. It is now, she says

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Twister 1174

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He went to the party expecting nothing and met the woman he thought he might marry. At the end of the evening he asked her out. She said no.

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Twister 1173

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It got to the point where she’d blast some Zep and scrub the floors with vodka. Her husband was always impressed by how clean the place was.

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