Twister 1212

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He knew the law. And because he knew it, he knew what he’d done was wrong. But officer, he pleaded, I simply couldn’t hold it in any longer.

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Twister 1211

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Karen wants to say “I love cottage cheese” but she knows that might sound odd. She’s been careful since the “I like your dumpling” disaster.

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Twister 1210

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He takes a window seat so he can see everyone entering the restaurant. He also has a cucumber in his pants. Because he thinks he’s important

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Twister 1209

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wants his life to be like those ads with a light jazz soundtrack and smart shoes and canapés. As he bends down to clean up after the dog.

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Twister 1208

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She says, they’re young enough to be my cousins or something. She says, that’s an ok chest. She says, man, I don’t know. But she does anyway

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Twister 1207

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His face is covered in rib sauce and that’s when his ex shows up. Nothing’s changed I see, she says. He rolls his eyes. Nice touch, she says

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Twister 1206

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The Cougar yells, Let’s get happening! but she trips, and a young pup lifts her up and puts his hand in a place he shouldn’t and she smiles.

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Twister 1205

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He had a thing for opera singers, but the thin kind not the ladies shaped like linebackers. He was also lonely. And ate way too much garlic.

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Twister 1204

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They decided not to argue on this day. And they succeeded until he asked her if she was going to get a pedicure. Then he wished he was dead.

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Twister 1203

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He made his way up to the rooftop to check on the noise and saw two teenagers scamper away in a panic. It’s ok! he yelled. I’m not that old!

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