Twister 1263

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When the partners found out where the booze was, anarchy descended upon the firm and soon the clothes came off and litigation was in the air

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Twister 1262

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The trip was going well; they took many photos. Then they ran out of gas on a side road in northern Vermont and were never heard from again.

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Twister 1261

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He fought with his wife and emptied the garbage outside to spite her and an art critic hailed it as significant and the couple kept fighting

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Twister 1260

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says Can I do that? and she says No. He says Can I do this? and she says No. He says Can I touch that pretty please? and she says, Oh my.

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Twister 1259

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He came home so drunk he couldn’t stand. His wife had had enough of his drinking and called him a drunk. Wrong, he said. I’m just an asshole

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Twister 1258

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He thought he knew love but after a few years with her, he began to doubt himself. So he bought her chicken wings. That’s not love, she said

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Twister 1257

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim spotted her across the grocery store and wondered how best to make the proper impression. Then he saw her try an olive. He hated olives.

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Twister 1256

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They stopped the car and tore off their clothes and ran into the lake and were quickly eaten by a mythical creature that no one believed in.

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Twister 1255

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He might have exited the funeral unnoticed had he not farted so obviously. Outside, he lights up a cigarette. It’s like I’m dead, he thinks.

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Twister 1254

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, I don’t like antiques. He says, I keep telling you things. He says, I’ll take a bazooka to this place. She gives him another muffin

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