When he says, If you say that again, she is the lit fuse on a canon and she bursts with an, Idiot! and all he can do is say, What did I say?

He speaks of pheromones and geology and other things that the ladies can’t question and yet he goes home alone with his nice smelling rocks.

So this guy? He’s, like, plucking nose hairs just sitting there. So I’m, like, video this, and then, this nose guy gets the movie deal? WTF?