Twister 3428

They heard rustling in the other room and the fear hit them like a sucker punch, and they held each other, and then the baby started crying.

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Twister 3427

They walked through a clearing and then were confronted by a sea of flowers, a field of living poetry and she sighed and he said, I’m horny.

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Twister 3426

Then the sun rose and the sky turned a gorgeous shade of pink before retreating to blue, and he turned to her and said, That was inevitable.

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Twister 3425

He opened his eyes and looked at the alarm clock and it was way too early and he decided not to wake up his wife to tell her he was annoyed.

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Twister 3424

Her brother came over and she eyed him wearily. He said, I don’t know how you explain Kiss without getting into kabuki. And she punched him.

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Twister 3423

He got in the minivan and smelled something funky and he lowered his window and his wife said, Don’t look at me, but he kept looking at her.

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Twister 3422

He confused his frequent flyer number with his son’s birthday and his family’s confusion made no sense until, hey, they were in Maui, right?

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Twister 3421

He serves her breakfast. A red rose on the tray. Oh my, she says. He kisses her. And then she knew he would want to do this again. And soon.

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Twister 3420

She shook with a kind of religious fervor, at least he had thought so, but in truth she just needed to pee really really badly. Like really.

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Twister 3419

He caresses her nipple. I love cake, she says. He kisses her other nipple. But sometimes cake’s not tasty, she says. And he gets out of bed.

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