Twister 1403

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jill knew she would find love in this place and she readied herself emotionally and gave herself a pep talk and then entered the shoe store.

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Twister 1402

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The misunderstanding is unfortunate with dire consequences. Though in hindsight his transgressions are understandable. But she said “lymph.”

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Twister 1401

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And he says, I will touch the dew. She thinks soda pop but he’s talking erotica. I’m not thirsty, she says. I most certainly am, he replies.

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Twister 1400

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He tosses and turns, trying to find that one position, the comfort that will allow sleep. And then he finds it. And then the alarm goes off.

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Twister 1399

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says “I work in an ad agency” the way some guys might say “I have a ten inch penis” except that he didn’t. He knew he had a brand problem

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Twister 1398

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The backyard was overrun with aphids and he only knew they were aphids because he’d watched a documentary on TV while lamenting his divorce.

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Twister 1397

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He’s the kind of guy who insists on wearing black even with eternally awful dandruff. I’m my own man, he always crows. Though no one listens

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Twister 1396

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When they came out of the meeting they were in a changed unfamiliar world. I told you we had way too many slides in that PowerPoint, he said

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Twister 1395

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, I enjoy that. And she says, It’s not good enough. And he thinks about this and says, We’re not talking about your schnitzel, right?

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Twister 1394

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His wife says, I’m glad all penises aren’t the same. And he smiles wistfully, because it’s something he’s always wished. I hear you, he says

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