Twister 1453

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The self help guru gets rich and famous peddling “Live every moment to its fullest.” And then suffers a big heart attack while on the toilet

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Twister 1452

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She says let me fill your cup and he thinks he’s in for a night to remember but when she offers the chamomile tea, he divorces her mentally.

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Twister 1451

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The kids cry for attention, the cacophony of domestic bliss. The father says, Not today. The kids are flummoxed. Oh fuck it, the father says

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Twister 1450

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He looks at the bridge and says, Truss. And she says, Oh stop. And he holds her hands. And she says, You’re not funny. And he says, Span me.

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Twister 1449

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

After his fifth martini, her stories got even more interesting. In the morning, came the knowledge that he’d adopted some kids from Somalia.

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Twister 1448

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And when he complained about their sex lives she said something about showering and he fought back and she said, That got a rise out of you.

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Twister 1447

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He struggles out of bed and drinks a beer. Opens the fridge and inhales the leftover pizza. Then he calls his mom. And complains about life.

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Twister 1446

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dude was, like, man, where are all my dudes and I was, man look, yonder dude, the dudes are across the street and the dude was like woah

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Twister 1445

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Everyone grants Billy a wide berth at the cocktail party. His handshake is too firm. His “I’m in manufacturing” too forced. Too un-American.

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Twister 1444

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She’s making her famous goulash and that always gives him gas so he stops by the taco stand beforehand and later that evening he drops dead.

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