Twister 1784

She admits that her unhappiness is like a clumsy monster crushing Tokyo. Then he mimes building a glass wall and says, I’ll take my chances.

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Twister 1783

Frank looked out the windows to inspect the construction. It never ends, he sighed, sipping tea. And then the hostage said, I wish it would.

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Twister 1782

And then he sits at the piano and plays a dirge so sad the dog hurls itself into the fireplace. That is so unnecessary, she says. He shrugs.

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Twister 1781

After they make love, he stands up and says, Let’s talk about the impossibility of the human condition. And she cries. Yes exactly, he says.

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Twister 1780

Breakfast had gone badly and the joy they’d shared last night felt like another lifetime already. It’s true, he sighed. I’m a sausage burner

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Twister 1779

He is overcome with melancholy and she says, I think you’ve lost the ability to love. And he says, But I still love milkshakes an awful lot.

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Twister 1778

She waited for him, naked under the sheets, ready for loving. And finally, he rushed in and tore off his clothes. I found a cannon! he said.

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Twister 1777

Their chess match devolved into side bets for fried potato products. And once the farting began they understood the depths of their loserdom

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Twister 1776

The carcass of an elephant fell to the street. Traffic backed up. The media appeared. Experts were called in. But the elephant remained dead

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Twister 1775

I’m not going to buy your marked down bread! he yells. And then, inevitably, the police arrive, and they club him with a day old onion loaf.

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