Twister 1884

I hated the dog. But she had to bring the mutt along. And when the boat started to take on water, she said, The dog ate the flotation device

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Twister 1883

They drove toward the horizon. The air inside smelled of contagion. She crawled to the back and peed into an empty bottle. Sucker, she said.

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Twister 1882

The village was deserted. The car had rolled to a stop before a broken down hockey arena. The breeze was cold. I blame the Boomers, he said.

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Twister 1881

The dogs circled the house, hungry. Inside, she was busy calling him an idiot, among other things. He just sat there, thinking dark thoughts

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Twister 1880

The wind blew the front door open and she screamed and ran up the stairs and he looked at the people outside and gave them a big, big smile.

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Twister 1879

In the Office of Unfinished Thoughts they say things like “Her legs were so long” and “What?” and “Those guys” and everyone is home by 5:08.

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Twister 1878

After Jim had fired twelve people, he called the boss to inform him. And he said, You have the personality of an appliance. And he resigned.

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Twister 1877

The flowers sparkle like jewels but only because he’s hallucinating and he’s hungry so he eats some flowers and craps in a dark parking lot.

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Twister 1876

Jim calls the waiter over and says, This steak is overwrought. And the waiter pours the wine on his head. Jim’s wife stands up and applauds.

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Twister 1875

No one watched the TV. The father fiddled with his laptop. The mother talked on the phone. And the kids played with hammers until they bled.

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