Twister 1944

He spots her across the bar and walks up to her and says, I’d amputate my legs for you. And she studies him and says, Then you’d be shorter.

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Twister 1943

She eats a 24 oz porterhouse. And half a chicken. And a bowl of fries. And a banana cream pie. I’ll never satisfy her, thinks her tiny date.

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Twister 1942

He watches them dance with horror. Watches them touch in inappropriate places. I offered her my cannoli, he says, shivering from the memory.

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Twister 1941

The men talk about sports and pizza and the women talk about the many shortcomings of their men. No one acknowledges their sadness, however.

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Twister 1940

They eat figs and buy expensive shoes and laugh about global warming. And then they go home and have unsatisfying sex and watch TV and sulk.

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Twister 1939

And the feral cats ran roughshod and killed all the flowers. And it was beautiful. I used to be whelmed, he said. But today I’m overwhelmed.

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Twister 1938

He drank too much and threw up and then he wasn’t drunk anymore and he slumped in a corner. I just want to be the best at something, he said

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Twister 1937

The sun came up and they watched it rise. Gratitude’s overrated, he said. The sky went from orange to blue. Sometime’s it’s not, she replied

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Twister 1936

He finishes peeing and shakes a bit and a drop falls on the floor, unnoticed. Six months later, she will cite that drop as “the last straw.”

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Twister 1935

She walked to his house and rang the doorbell and he opened the door. So I brought the donuts, she said. He took off his pants and lay down.

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