Twister 2235

He stood up as told, and raised his arms. The cop frisked him then and squeezed his crotch. Hey! he yelled. I can get you off, the cop said.

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Twister 2234

He throws the wine goblet against the wall. She watches with indifference. Pass the salad, she says. He starts to cry. And passes the salad.

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Twister 2233

He loved to read under the big willow by the river. One day, he was swept away by a flash flood. That’s why the family doesn’t read anymore.

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Twister 2232

And then she climbed on the table and crawled over to him and punched him. She broke his nose. Her hand hurt. Meeting adjourned! she yelled.

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Twister 2231

The party was over and the room was empty save for a drunk guy lying on the floor. Four girls came in and surveyed the scene. And they left

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Twister 2230

Jill catches Lou absently playing with some nose hairs and she says, Is that what old people do? and he wants to run away. Without wheezing.

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Twister 2229

The cops entered the office carefully, guns drawn. They found Jones cowering in the corner. I lost control of the stapler, he said shaking.

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Twister 2228

Jim’s the starting QB on the football team but he joins the chess club just to impress a girl. I told him not to. Because he sucks at chess.

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Twister 2227

He got drunk on cheap wine, and said things he regretted. But he still ended up next to his boss in the morning. And he regretted that more.

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Twister 2226

The meeting ended. A smell of lavender coming from somewhere. The men found it quite offensive. One of them threw up. And called his banker.

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