They went to Mexico. They swam in azure waters and drank fruity cocktails. He proposed to her. She smiled and said, I love these tacos more.

He affected a pirate accent and said, There be monsters here. She kicked him in the head. Your timing sucks, she said. He slept on the couch

After years of pain he agreed to see a doctor who examined him and said, You’re OK. But the pain was worse than ever. And then he went home.

The argument ended with nudity and some laughter though it was laughter for the wrong reasons. And that made the arguments start over again.

And he went to the airport and asked for a flight to the other side of the world and when he got there he called and said You can’t hurt me.