My parents complain they don’t understand me all the time. Especially since I learned to speak Japanese. And refuse to speak anything else.

They see a shooting star light up the sky and he explains they’re not really stars and the beauty of the moment is replaced by death threats

He knows she loves him still because he hates himself but she loves him despite that. And he says, I’d respect you a lot more if you left me

Jill says, I like mine aggressively bland. Lynn says, And then the big reveal. Sue says, I’ve seen horses. Fran burns her tongue on the tea.