Twister 2295

On the bus he finds a magical key that opens every door in the world. He stares at the key. And then the tyranny of choice simply kills him.

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Twister 2294

These are photos of happy times. Of laughter and even of love. But the images are from a long time ago. And then the beeps of the microwave.

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Twister 2293

The guys told Bill, Stop wearing a dress. And Bill took the rage he felt inside and took a mallet to his wife’s car. And she was not amused.

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Twister 2292

He smelled something foul and went to the kitchen and saw a Chinese woman frying up some foie gras. I prefer the rest of the duck, she said.

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Twister 2291

Leftover pierogies from the fridge. A carton of orange juice. Ratty underwear. Van Halen. It’s alright to admit you’re married now, she says

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Twister 2290

Rain falls. A lone man plays his guitar under a window. The poetry of wooing. She hurls objects at him. He plays on. He’s a shitty guitarist

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Twister 2289

I’m marooned, he cried and he wasn’t wrong. Yes, he was in his backyard with his wife and a pitcher of sangria. But he felt completely alone

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Twister 2288

One day he decided to paint the holes on the side of his house in shades of red. He became famous on the internet. And met some pretty girls

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Twister 2287

She asked too many questions and finally he felt the sting of exasperation. What does this have to do with taking our clothes off? he asked.

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Twister 2286

He was too proud of his collection of old K-Tel records. His wife saw it as a charming quirk. But the kids were too young and were mortified

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