Twister 2606

They sat in the cafe arguing about Abba’s inclusion into the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame, and the evening ended with shamelessness and gunplay.

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Twister 2605

He had a fantasy and he told his wife about it knowing she’d never agree to it but she said ok, and that ruined the fantasy for him forever.

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Twister 2604

The day hurtled toward calamity. She mentioned his horoscope. But he could never believe in fate. So then your failure is genuine, she said.

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Twister 2603

The pillow fight went way too far. He watches nervously as she comes to in her hospital room. I don’t know how to flirt, he says teary eyed.

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Twister 2602

And the werewolves descended on the hamlet and committed grievous acts but in reality they were just annoyed by all the television watching.

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Twister 2601

He was from a small town. And Mongolian Hot Pot sounded intriguing. Until after the meal. And then, he understood what hot pot really meant.

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Twister 2600

He put a box next to his inbox. He labelled it “regrets.” Within weeks it threatened to topple over. And that’s when he knew he should quit.

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Twister 2599

And when he sees that it is salad again, he roars sarcastically and she rolls her eyes and he beats his chest, and she says, Just get a job.

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Twister 2598

She was a big girl from Maine and she cooked a mean meat pie but her complete lack of a sense of humor resulted in his eventual misfortune.

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Twister 2597

He wakes up to her touch. He smiles and moans. And then he’s wincing in pain. And moans again. It really is a fine line, she says, laughing.

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