Twister 2616

They stood in the light rain, but the bad weather could not dampen the glamor of the event. Except for wind, perhaps. And then it got windy.

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Twister 2615

He asked questions that made her uncomfortable, went on and on about innappropriate matters. And that’s why I tied you up, she reminded him.

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Twister 2614

Jim would kiss her if he could, but he’d lost his lips in a freak gardening accident. She didn’t care if he was disfigured. But he sure did.

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Twister 2613

It was the wrong schoolyard in which to announce “I know Tom Cruise.” He might have expected a punch. But it was the laughter that hurt more

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Twister 2612

She was being pushy and finally he said, Make me, and she unbuttoned one button from her sweater because she knew that was all it would take

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Twister 2611

She didn’t look like the kind of woman whose toes were lickable so he adopted a professional attitude and got the job. Until he saw her feet

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Twister 2610

The neighbor has big feet and he wouldn’t care so much if his wife didn’t keep bringing it up. He’s also got great taste in shoes, she says.

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Twister 2609

They were chubby boys but not because of sloth. It was the beer. And drinking it every night and talking about girls. But never meeting any.

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Twister 2608

She says, Be careful, and then she says, I’m over here, and she says, Not like that, and he barely touches her and she says, Not too careful

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Twister 2607

The mountain lay before him like a fortress. The village was depending on him to rescue them. But he had beer. And a big case of the lazies.

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