T 5191

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

The arrogant man orders a burger. The waitress asks how he wants it. He says, I want it now. She returns with a gun. Say it again, she says.

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T 5190

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

He woke and she was hovering above him, holding his new pants, and she said, Where were you? and he said, I went shopping, and she said, Oh.

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T 5189

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

Dinner was served but my brother and his girlfriend were making everyone sick. So I stabbed them in the genitals. And dug into the pad thai.

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T 5188

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

He orders a coffee and the waitress arches an eyebrow, and he says, I’m tired of being sensible, and later that day he gets mauled by a lion.

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T 5187

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

He says, You have big hands, and she says, Compared to yours. Humiliated, he grabs his knife and fork, and cuts into his pulled pork slider.

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T 5186

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

The joke was offensive, no one doubted that, and we stood around awkwardly. But when the hairy lady laughed, we were freed from our reserve.

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T 5185

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

He went and bought underwear and showed up at the meeting in them and his boss entered and raised an eyebrow. I said ‘Be brief’, she sighed.

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T 5184

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

They slathered hot sauce on everything, and that night he endured nightmares, and next morning he said, It burns, and she called him a wimp.

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T 5183

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

The doctor hovered over him. Behind, a gaggle of nurses. And orderlies. The doctor held up an x-ray. How did that get inside you? he asked.

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T 5182

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

They woke still entwined, and she studied the mole on his shoulder and he said, You’re beautiful, and she said, You were until a moment ago.

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