T 5684

I eyed the suit. In my hand, a donut oozed its fruity middle. If you eat any more you can’t wear that, my girlfriend said. She was so wrong.

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T 5683

We were warned about the fish in this pond. They were violent, supposedly. We laughed. Wouldn’t you? But now we need help. The fish are big.

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T 5681

She writes about science for a major publication and her brain turns him on big time and she says, You smell bad, and the experiment is over.

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T 5680

They emerge from the spa transformed. I’m in love with the massage guy, he admits. She isn’t that surprised. Is he cute? she asks hopefully.

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T 5679

He was wearing The tie. It was a signal, even if he didn’t know it. She wiped off her lipstick and put away the pearls. And ordered a pizza.

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T 5678

She underwhelmed him. He said, I hope you didn’t wax on my account. She found that presumptuous, even though she had waxed. And it had hurt.

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T 5677

The waiter placed the squid salad in front of her and she said, That looks awful, and he said, You ordered it, and so she didn’t ask him out.

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T 5676

He said, We’re not arguing, and she said, Could have fooled me, and he said, I just did, and they argued for real but about different things.

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T 5675

When she asked him why he had done what he’d done, he said, I want to taste the end of the world, and she said, That’s dumb, because it was.

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T 5674

I said, That might hurt my feelings. I said, That’s just the way I am. I said, You can’t make me. And then she made me. And I liked it a lot.

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