Tagged: Work (581)

Twister 3306

She sent him the type of emails that precipitated vigorous hand washing. His secretary noted the softness of his hands. Life was complicated

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Twister 459

Sure, they could sing loud and drink bourbon and whistle at girls but they had grown up and their wives were strict and they might get fired

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Twister 194

He lost his job when he screwed the boss’s wife. Second time that happened, he told the bartender. Meaning I’ve been laid off and downsized.

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Twister 338

The meeting ended and the room emptied. They were alone. She walked to him and touched his tie and smiled. Say it, she said. Brand, he said.

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Twister 487

There was chewing gum on the sole of his shoe and soon the feeling of it made him psychotic. He threw his tuna sandwich at a kid on the bus.

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Twister 588

Lynn can’t stop shaking. I had too much cola today, she says. Doctors shouldn’t drink that stuff, the nurse says. I used to smoke, Lynn says

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Twister 719

The office was quiet save for the tap tap of Ms. Green’s nails hitting the keyboard. The sound drove Mr. Orr mad, thinking unlovely thoughts

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Twister 817

She called him a skinflint and this excited him until he looked it up. He moped his way through work for a week, just another sad accountant

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Twister 966

He was mesmerized by her toes. And he knew this was connected to his getting fired. On his way out, he told his ex-boss, It was those shoes.

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Twister 1160

It was his first day back at the office since the face licking episode. The women stayed impossibly far away from him. He ate soup for lunch

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