At the board meeting the new guys threw around their MBA codewords until the crusty boss took out his bazooka and threatened them with death
Tagged: Work (581)
Twister 1664
The meeting took on an endless quality. Someone made a joke about missing dinner. And then Jim realized he could clear the room in a second.
Twister 1801
She comes home after a tough day at work. She pours herself a vodka. She picks up the phone and calls her boyfriend. I’m so needy, she says.
Twister 1961
He got drunk at the office party and hit on the wrong people but he never expected his actions to impact shareholder value 3 quarters later.
Twister 2162
The strip club bouncer tells his folks he’s in security. And that his wife’s family is descended from royalty. And that he still loves tuna.
Twister 2349
The doctor returned looking glum. Despondent almost. I had come in for a check up. Was something wrong? I just lost my parking spot, he said
Twister 2525
He had turned into a psychopath at work. At home his family life tumbled toward something unredeemable. I think I’m broken, he told his wife
Twister 2707
Jones sits at his desk picking his nose and dreaming about buying shoes in Milan. His assistant enters the office. And Jones shakes her hand
Twister 2974
He says, I’ll meet you down by the cafe and then he makes a ridiculous face and she says you ruined the mood and he says, I’m in advertising
Twister 3263
His rise to power at the office was thwarted by a night of karaoke. You can’t overcome this, a coworker said. Meaning he had nothing to lose
