The doctor returned looking glum. Despondent almost. I had come in for a check up. Was something wrong? I just lost my parking spot, he said
Tagged: Work (581)
Twister 2525
He had turned into a psychopath at work. At home his family life tumbled toward something unredeemable. I think I’m broken, he told his wife
Twister 2707
Jones sits at his desk picking his nose and dreaming about buying shoes in Milan. His assistant enters the office. And Jones shakes her hand
Twister 2974
He says, I’ll meet you down by the cafe and then he makes a ridiculous face and she says you ruined the mood and he says, I’m in advertising
Twister 3263
His rise to power at the office was thwarted by a night of karaoke. You can’t overcome this, a coworker said. Meaning he had nothing to lose
Twister 3606
The meeting attained surreal status shortly into its fourth hour. Someone begged for donuts. Anything. Instead, the boss took off his pants.
Twister 83
They did as they were told but found no one at the meeting. The room was empty. The sign on the door read “Weer Not Heer.” It was a bad sign
Twister 121
John wants to say something ironic about Fight Club but he’s in pain. Next time, I finish the job, the goon says. That’d be neat, John says.
Twister 311
I don’t appreciate dance, he says. It looks kinda dumb to me. I don’t mind, she says. I guess I don’t much appreciate productivity analysis.
Twister 434
If you say grand one more time, he says. I asked for whipped cream, not creamed corn, he says. The lawyer told me to take a hiatus, he says.
