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The new guy brings booze to the meeting. So I’ll have someone to blame when I take my shirt off and get all Madonna on the conference table.

And then it was the time for the martini. He assembled his co-workers. He said, Most embarrassing coupling wins the Blu-ray player tomorrow!

He spilled coffee on his shirt just as he entered the meeting. He noted the potential client’s look of disapproval. I hate you too, he said.

He reads the email and feels complete dejection. He walks over to his wife’s office. He knocks on her door and says, You’re so professional.

And so it happened that everyone in the office wore plaid on the same day and that’s how it was discovered that he had a rather small penis.

He dropped his pencil. But all the women were wearing skirts and he was worried about a lawsuit. And it was like the meeting never happened.

She points to the chart. Celebrity still sells, she tells the packed boardroom. That’s so 2008, sighs the junior executive in the skinny tie

The firemen sat around waiting for instructions as the chiefs argued about strategy. The building burned. The media watched and did nothing.