Tagged: Work (581)

Twister 2884

The apple tasted odd. He got himself a cup of coffee. He talked to the sexy CFO. He thought about Sweden. And the conference call continued.

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Twister 3171

The interview wouldn’t end. She had to pee badly and so she figured she’d start crying. And then the interviewer said, My work here is done.

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Twister 3392

He went out with the boss and ordered the rabbit. In the morning his son kicked him in the balls. And he knew the rabbit had been a mistake.

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Twister 312

I’m not going to say I was right, ok, cause that’s stupid and, well, I wasn’t right, there, but I wasn’t that wrong either, I was in between

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Twister 129

He has too much on his mind. A simple question elicits answers of “Myanmar” and “Johnny Unitas” and “99.” He sweats profusely and apologizes

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Twister 272

I can’t fix that, he says. For the price I’m paying you, she says. He disappears with a wrench and says, All done. Not even close, she says.

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Twister 394

I don’t come here so you can make my life so difficult, she says. The teacher walks out of the class, leaves the building and boards a train

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Twister 515

He ran sprints in high school and then he got a dead end job and let himself go. My life has gone pear shaped in more ways than one, he said

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Twister 641

He got a job handing out menus on a sidewalk. His only instruction was to never stop smiling. A kid came up and kicked him. He lost his job.

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Twister 742

He grew up an only child. When he became CEO in his forties, he demanded a crown. The board said no. And so he demanded unlimited ice cream.

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