He made some money. Then he lost it. Then he made a lot of money. And lost it all. Then he made even more. This will never get old, he said.
Tagged: Work (581)
Twister 902
He looked like a garden gnome but with long hippy hair. Even his children were afraid of him. Though his looks made him an effective lawyer.
Twister 1118
I’m sorry, I didn’t order this, he tells the waiter. I’m sure it’s a good steak but I don’t eat meat. The waiter growls. He apologizes again
Twister 1246
They walk into the meeting confident men. And they exit questioning the color of the sky in the world. Except Jones. He’s holding his crotch
Twister 1418
He is a man of great accomplishment. His commercials for snack crackers have won awards in Finland. His children still call him The SnotDad.
Twister 1538
Sue runs into the office just as Joe digs deep inside his nose. This is so awkward, she says. While he hopes she doesn’t look under his desk
Twister 1658
The meeting went late into the night. Jim told everyone about a new organic market in town. I’d drive out of my way for that stuff, he said.
Twister 1764
The office day ended and a large group went to the local bar and got excessively drunk and went back to the office and peed on all the desks
Twister 1922
He hates the people he works with. He finds them bland. So he spends his days staring blankly at a computer screen, dreaming of better days.
Twister 2161
The word ‘China’ came up at the meeting, and it left them feeling like they were on top of things. So they got drunk and waited for the end.
