He made some money. Then he lost it. Then he made a lot of money. And lost it all. Then he made even more. This will never get old, he said.
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Twister 902
He looked like a garden gnome but with long hippy hair. Even his children were afraid of him. Though his looks made him an effective lawyer.
Twister 1118
I’m sorry, I didn’t order this, he tells the waiter. I’m sure it’s a good steak but I don’t eat meat. The waiter growls. He apologizes again
Twister 1246
They walk into the meeting confident men. And they exit questioning the color of the sky in the world. Except Jones. He’s holding his crotch
Twister 1422
They will wake up and embark on a day like any other. They will work. They will eat a lunch. They will come home. And then “trim the hedges”
Twister 1542
At the board meeting the new guys threw around their MBA codewords until the crusty boss took out his bazooka and threatened them with death
Twister 1664
The meeting took on an endless quality. Someone made a joke about missing dinner. And then Jim realized he could clear the room in a second.
Twister 1801
She comes home after a tough day at work. She pours herself a vodka. She picks up the phone and calls her boyfriend. I’m so needy, she says.
Twister 1961
He got drunk at the office party and hit on the wrong people but he never expected his actions to impact shareholder value 3 quarters later.
Twister 2162
The strip club bouncer tells his folks he’s in security. And that his wife’s family is descended from royalty. And that he still loves tuna.
