The singer had a lisp so when he said, This song’s broken, the production assistant bought him new underwear. And the assistant lost her job
Tagged: Work (581)
Twister 2229
The cops entered the office carefully, guns drawn. They found Jones cowering in the corner. I lost control of the stapler, he said shaking.
Twister 2410
The ad guys sit around coming up with slogans for a new brand of soup. Is this stuff any good? Lee asks. And there is laughter. And tears.
Twister 2596
Jones leans on his secretary’s desk and says, I trimmed my fingernails, and she picks up the phone, calls HR and talks of sexual harassment.
Twister 2871
His colleagues could no longer ignore the odor emanating from his office and confronted him. This is where all the dead bodies are, he said.
Twister 3115
And they stood and shook hands, and there was a deal. They felt like men, like a brotherhood, and so the skinny guy in the nice suit farted.
Twister 3332
He’s got this dumb smile and everyone knows he had sex the night before except his wife works in the office too. And she’s not smiling much.
Twister 9
Sometimes, the door just stays closed. He knows this but he doesn’t like it. He wants to be on the inside. But he doesn’t have an education.
Twister 108
He downs his beer with authority. I’m going home, he says. My family loves me. He wobbles out and hails a cab. I need a burger fast, he says
Twister 438
He was an accountant but stylish. He could do math in eleven languages. He spoke affectionately of a wife he didn’t have, sometimes for days
