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Someone said something that sounded important. And then someone else said something potentially important. Then, there was a bathroom break.

He terrorizes people. He makes them cry. He is a cause of conspiracy. And then he goes home. And watches the family disintegrate before him.

The work day ended and they went out for drinks and the boss got a chicken bone stuck in his throat. And there was laughter and more drinks.

He was the source of the memo and Ted knew it. But when Ted asked him about it he said “It wasn’t me.” The memo said “Get Ted. He’s a liar”

His explosion comes in a dark nightclub. Where’s the manager? he yells. I’m going to kill the idiot who invented black toilet paper! he says