The inherent tension of hide and seek always made Jon want to pee. You’re not spy material, Frank said. I don’t care right now, Jon replied.
Tagged: Work (581)
Twister 696
He lost his job for refusing to play by the inelegant rules of the industrial park. And then he became a beekeeper. Until he ran out of bees
Twister 785
He graduated top of his class from Harvard. But when the judge noticed the uncommon amount of dandruff on his shoulder, his career was over.
Twister 925
He watches the CEO make her speech. He’s impressed by her vision, her guts, by the power she wields. And then wonders what she’s like in bed
Twister 1132
The workday begins with heroic tales, and the meek announcing their lamentations of the night before. And the guy who dribbles on his pants.
Twister 1275
The meeting was interrupted by accusations, slouching, disrobing, a new branding campaign, and questions of paternity. And then the bonuses.
Twister 1434
In the executive kitchen, the CEO announces, I’m banning yoga pants. He sips his coffee, pleased with himself. What else can I ban? he asks.
Twister 1551
Jones went to work in his bathrobe. But his bosses’ hatred for him was such that they wouldn’t fire him. Because that would be showing mercy
Twister 1686
He works for the Agency but the Invisible Man spends all his time in women’s toilets. The Agency wants to kill him. But they can’t find him.
Twister 1833
He puts down the telephone and steps out of his office holding his head and seeks out his colleague. We only have five minutes, he tells her
