Tagged: Work (581)

Twister 742

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He grew up an only child. When he became CEO in his forties, he demanded a crown. The board said no. And so he demanded unlimited ice cream.

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Twister 878

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jones brought the sushi into the boardroom. He imagined himself a shogun warrior. In battle. Instead of coming up with PR plans for diapers.

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Twister 1030

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And he knows it’s wrong. He has much to lose. He has worked hard to get what he has achieved. But that new girl in the office has cute feet.

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Twister 1214

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The CEO got down on all fours searching for his contact lens. And his secretary entered the room. This is a change, she said, taking a photo

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Twister 1383

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was nervous. It was obvious. And he’d fucked up. He had to say something to the boss. And I can vacuum! he said. She smiled victoriously.

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Twister 1501

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was disgusted with the direction the meeting was taking. And he said so. Then, to prove his point, he released a monstrous amount of gas.

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Twister 1617

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jones looked different. He was asked about his hair, his weight, his clothes. So he sent out an email to his colleagues. I’m happy, it said.

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Twister 1729

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The existential porn actor worries he’s like a “bird with vertigo” ever since he damaged his groin playing softball. So he takes to chirping

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Twister 1897

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They ate all of the donuts in the executive kitchen and they were fired. For no other reason. And they threw up on the director of HR’s rug.

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Twister 2089

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The jokes were brutal and yet the laughter was genuine, or as genuine as a bunch of dishonest men can muster. They bought the company anyway

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