The day ended finally. They had survived, barely. Someone tried to conceal a sniffle. At least I’m not the unhappiest person here, Sam said.
Tagged: Work (581)
Twister 905
I look at you and I realize you have the worst job in the world, he tells the girl behind the counter. But at least I’m not you, she replies
Twister 1128
The older he gets, the more mysterious waitresses become. Until he sees them as another species, their smiles growing more false every year.
Twister 1263
When the partners found out where the booze was, anarchy descended upon the firm and soon the clothes came off and litigation was in the air
Twister 1422
They will wake up and embark on a day like any other. They will work. They will eat a lunch. They will come home. And then “trim the hedges”
Twister 1542
At the board meeting the new guys threw around their MBA codewords until the crusty boss took out his bazooka and threatened them with death
Twister 1664
The meeting took on an endless quality. Someone made a joke about missing dinner. And then Jim realized he could clear the room in a second.
Twister 1801
She comes home after a tough day at work. She pours herself a vodka. She picks up the phone and calls her boyfriend. I’m so needy, she says.
Twister 1961
He got drunk at the office party and hit on the wrong people but he never expected his actions to impact shareholder value 3 quarters later.
Twister 2162
The strip club bouncer tells his folks he’s in security. And that his wife’s family is descended from royalty. And that he still loves tuna.
