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The boys laughed at the girl with the snot on her face and years later one of them applied for a job in her company and she found that funny.  

The playwright talks of the “Jealousy of the gods” and the producer replies “Let’s throw in an explosion,” and that’s how the movie got made.  

This one guy says, I’m selling if you’re buying. Another guy says, I’m buying if you’re selling. And on and on it goes. Until the pee break.

The British detective says, That’s bloody bloody! Everyone laughs, except the hard nosed cop from Detroit who wants to bloody Bloody Bloody.

So? he asks as he sits down. So, his friend sighs. And then their boss walks in and says, So. That’s when they knew they had both been fired.

He stood up and said, This way we foresee significant growth in the next quarter, and he sat down and someone said, You’re not paid to think.

It was Idiots’ Day at the office. Something about charity. But Jones never got the memo. Nobody believed him. Not that it made a difference.

The alarm clock goes off and he sleepwalks to the shower and then walks to work naked and performs his tasks, and no one notices he’s naked.

We have enough people, the youngest man says. We have quorum, the oldest man harrumphs. And after the meeting the young man dreams of murder.