The doctor makes the first cut and says, I really have to sneeze and then he sneezes and the anesthesiologist says, Wow, you weren’t joking.
Tagged: Work (581)
T 3989
The old shoe salesman says, You’re going to give me a major foot fetish, and she blushes and takes her toes out of his mouth and says, Why?
T 3979
The interview is almost over and the committee head asks him if he drank much and he laughs so hard and for so long he forgets the question.
T 3978
She puts her feet up on her desk while he is delivering his report. He stops and looks at her feet. She says, This isn’t that inappropriate.
T 3972
She watches him dress, grunting as he struggles with his tie. That’s the sound you make in the bathroom, she laughs. And now he’s depressed.
T 3971
The pressure built from behind the facade he had artfully constructed over a fourteen year career and then he erupted like an overgrown zit.
T 3965
First the meeting was called to order. Then there was some hand holding. Followed by crying. And then a declaration of profits. Then nudity.
T 3953
He comes home and says, Who will love me? and his kids ignore him and his wife says, I have yoga, and he sighs and slips on something awful.
T 3951
The journalists demanded answers, not because the answers were important, but because they were journalists and because there was no alcohol.
T 3946
The welcome guy was too welcoming. I half expected him to stick his tongue down my throat. I’m just here for cheap diapers. Is he that hurt?
