The deal awaits the finality of their signatures. You’re quite agile, one of the men says. That’s what I tell my wife, the other one replies.
Tagged: Work (581)
T 5408
Those guys are cute, she thinks, but they’re talking sales, and she leaves, and then the men return to complaining about their lonely lives.
T 5395
The meeting ends. Handshakes are made and everyone goes for drinks. There is talk of consummation. And they get a suite at the local Hilton.
T 5391
The philosophy professor said, I envy the inevitability of change. And then the boy scratched his head. We raised the price of eggs, he said.
T 5388
His boss walks into his cubicle and says, I’m having dirty thoughts about you, and hides her face. He thinks about this. How dirty? he asks.
T 5384
The salesman says, You have lovely toes. She blushes and says, Thank you. And he puts three of her toes in his mouth. She doesn’t pull away.
T 5369
He didn’t want to be that person, the dark figure in the office parking lot, but he had a lousy parking spot, because he was bad at his job.
T 5368
He asks her why she won’t answer his email and she says, It must have gone into spam, and she notes his posture and says, It’s not symbolic.
T 5261
He cups her foot in his hand. I don’t really need shoes, she tells him. He stands and says, Then what? She wishes she’d gotten the pedicure.
T 5260
He obsesses over the new girl in the office. One day she catches him smelling her chair. At least I wasn’t in it, she says. His heart aches.
