Tagged: Sex (778)

He says, So will I need a lawyer? She laughs and says, Let’s be civil. And he says, I hardly touched you. And she says, Just not hard enough

He enters the room and sees her sitting on the chaise lounge, dressed in a bathrobe. Do I know you? he asks. She sits up. You will, she says

He says I want to shove this peanut butter up your ass and she says Would that were true and they get in their respective cars and drive off

He gets up and walks to the freezer and he takes out an ice cube tray. He gives her a look, sending a shiver up her spine. Not yet, he says.