Tagged: Sex (778)

Twister 3017

He watches her eat the chocolate cake and he says, I could eat that, and she puts the cake down on her lap and smiles a most devilish smile.

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Twister 3268

She sits up and says, How was that? and he says, That was like running through a sprinkler on a hot day. And she smiles and says, For me too

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Twister 3427

They walked through a clearing and then were confronted by a sea of flowers, a field of living poetry and she sighed and he said, I’m horny.

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Twister 457

The lawn reminds me of my fourth wife; feral but sort of beautiful. The grass needs cutting, my son says. Oh, it needs more than that, I say

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Twister 54

I’m famous, he said. Here? she asked. Don’t drive me to smoke, he said. Like Hasselhoff famous? she asked. He bummed a smoke from a stranger

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Twister 389

She laughed, oddly, and then asked him to leave. It’s like you don’t suck enough, she said. I didn’t do anything, he said. Exactly, she said

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Twister 326

He was transfixed by the woman in a way that got his wife’s attention. Clean up in aisle three on the intercom. Another emergency in poultry

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Twister 610

She came home and said, I’m pregnant. He said, who’s the father? The answer surprised him. Because they hadn’t been active. Or active enough

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Twister 750

It was a day of drinking and euphemisms. Laughter. Arguments. Farting. When he said, Load the dishwasher, there wasn’t a dry eye in the room

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Twister 844

She yelled a little. Not out of pleasure. Then she yelled again. And he stopped. I told you the freakin’ mustache was a bad idea, she said

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