He wants to love her but he’s never been in love and doesn’t know if he’ll be good at it. Don’t be afraid, she says. I have a mole, he says.
Tagged: Sex (778)
Twister 222
So I’m like all you know and like messed up and she’s like all that’s so cool, whatever and so we hooked up and shit and I woke up in Topeka
Twister 341
Hal was too enthusiastic about seeing her again. He got a grease stain on his shirt. He leaned in to kiss her. I’m superficial now, she said
Twister 171
He wants to hold the newborn but he’s nervous. My hands are too big, he says. If I hadn’t just given birth I’d find that sexy, the mom says.
Twister 565
His midlife crisis was brought on by the discovery of excessive ear hair growth. He would never bed a young woman now. All his plans ruined.
Twister 739
The carnage of the breakfast table is belied by the silence of a sated couple who have locked their kids in the basement a few hours longer.
Twister 839
She lost the bet and that’s why she was crawling toward him, dressed in nothing but Saran Wrap, Detroit Rock City blaring out of the stereo.
Twister 928
He stood in the kitchen, sipping his coffee, wondering whether he should interrupt the shenanigans between his wife and best friend upstairs
Twister 1098
It was parent teacher night and he was listening to his kid’s teacher but not really. I’m thinking something inappropriate, he said out loud
Twister 1199
1. That’s the way he carried the shovel. 2. If that was funny. 3. Because his pants were red. 4. She will never agree to this again. 5. Yes.
