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He recalls the days of big cars with a fondness bordering on lust. I’m so old, he says. His wife beckons from the tub. And turns on the jets

And then the clouds came and his mood went south and she said, Oh please, and he remembered how she looked naked and then it was sunny again

He called her Klingon when they broke up and it confirmed things she’d suspected. You’re too lame, she said. Get your hands off me, he said.

The man stood up and only then did we realize how tall he was. He’s kinda cute, Elizabeth says. Like, you wouldn’t need knee pads, you know?