She watched him sleeping and she knew he was still unsure. She kissed his chest and he opened his eyes. A guy does that differently, he said
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Twister 3337
He sees her in the pharmacy. She’s shopping for things he doesn’t want to know about. Feminine things. He walks to her and says, Talk dirty.
Twister 3538
Evening turned to night. And then it was morning. These pills are too much, he told her. Not for me, she said breathlessly. And he felt sad.
Twister 284
They walked out of the room only to realize the amount of stink inside. That’s the odor of love, he said. Just speak for yourself, she said.
Twister 165
They stumbled home, groggy, a tribe of delinquents. Torn t-shirts. Chipped nailpolish. It had all started so well. And it ended even better.
Twister 212
Jim didn’t look at her in a “pervy” way, it’s just the way he looks when he’s not wearing his glasses. Plus, he’d been out the night before.
Twister 173
Jim thought the salsa was supposed to be “mild”. His screams were heard from Cincinnati to Svetlogorsk. Would you like some more? she asked.
Twister 519
He kissed her and then pulled away. What’s wrong, she asked. I’m married, he said. I know, she said. I don’t want to be that person, he said
Twister 685
The house was being renovated, making it an awkward time to start sleepwalking. And thus he found himself being intimate with the new bidet.
Twister 822
He pushes paper by day. And at night he is trussed from the ceiling wearing leather chaps. And on weekends he visits his mother. And shaves.
