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He always expects the elevator to break down. That’s why he checks the ladies out every time. To see who he could make babies with. In case.

He tried the thing he saw in the movie but she just ended up in hospital with a sore hip and serious doubts as to their long term prospects.

She baked pies. And she would place her freshly baked pies on the windowsill and men would float on over to win her heart. And eat her pies.

She poured hot wax onto a part of him that was a bit sensitive and he lost his nickname – Tripod – and became an expert in back hair removal

By the end of the year, they all realized that everyone had slept with everyone else. They shared a laugh. Then they all went to get tested.

She says don’t touch me and then she leans against him and he says, You’re a piece of work, and she says, Naked? and he forgets what he said