Tagged: Sex (778)

Twister 341

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Hal was too enthusiastic about seeing her again. He got a grease stain on his shirt. He leaned in to kiss her. I’m superficial now, she said

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Twister 171

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wants to hold the newborn but he’s nervous. My hands are too big, he says. If I hadn’t just given birth I’d find that sexy, the mom says.

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Twister 565

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His midlife crisis was brought on by the discovery of excessive ear hair growth. He would never bed a young woman now. All his plans ruined.

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Twister 739

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The carnage of the breakfast table is belied by the silence of a sated couple who have locked their kids in the basement a few hours longer.

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Twister 839

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She lost the bet and that’s why she was crawling toward him, dressed in nothing but Saran Wrap, Detroit Rock City blaring out of the stereo.

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Twister 928

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He stood in the kitchen, sipping his coffee, wondering whether he should interrupt the shenanigans between his wife and best friend upstairs

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Twister 1098

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was parent teacher night and he was listening to his kid’s teacher but not really. I’m thinking something inappropriate, he said out loud

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Twister 1199

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

1. That’s the way he carried the shovel. 2. If that was funny. 3. Because his pants were red. 4. She will never agree to this again. 5. Yes.

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Twister 1304

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He didn’t resist the temptation. Which conflicted with his desire to be honest. Which screwed up his kid. All because some lady wore shorts.

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Twister 1402

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The misunderstanding is unfortunate with dire consequences. Though in hindsight his transgressions are understandable. But she said “lymph.”

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