Tagged: Sex (778)

Twister 3238

She comes home from work and asks him about his day, and he is silent. She stares at him. And he feels empty inside. And he drops his pants.

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Twister 3421

He serves her breakfast. A red rose on the tray. Oh my, she says. He kisses her. And then she knew he would want to do this again. And soon.

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Twister 3632

They wake and he doesn’t recognize her without the previous night’s makeup, and she doesn’t recognize him out of his awful ill-fitting suit.

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Twister 385

He wants to love her but he’s never been in love and doesn’t know if he’ll be good at it. Don’t be afraid, she says. I have a mole, he says.

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Twister 222

So I’m like all you know and like messed up and she’s like all that’s so cool, whatever and so we hooked up and shit and I woke up in Topeka

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Twister 341

Hal was too enthusiastic about seeing her again. He got a grease stain on his shirt. He leaned in to kiss her. I’m superficial now, she said

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Twister 171

He wants to hold the newborn but he’s nervous. My hands are too big, he says. If I hadn’t just given birth I’d find that sexy, the mom says.

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Twister 565

His midlife crisis was brought on by the discovery of excessive ear hair growth. He would never bed a young woman now. All his plans ruined.

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Twister 739

The carnage of the breakfast table is belied by the silence of a sated couple who have locked their kids in the basement a few hours longer.

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Twister 839

She lost the bet and that’s why she was crawling toward him, dressed in nothing but Saran Wrap, Detroit Rock City blaring out of the stereo.

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