He only visits open houses with cute listing agents. He doesn’t want to buy but the lousy economy is doing wonders for his love life
Tagged: Sex (778)
Twister 186
The date was going well until he said, I don’t believe in sex for pleasure. She spit her rum and coke. And I hate babies, he said. And latex
Twister 493
A pile of chicken wings in the middle of the room. The boys sit around it, genuflecting. The girls consider becoming lesbians. Everyone wins
Twister 676
He drove home, the stench of the night’s activities all over him. Each smell a future regret. Except for one. He regretted that one already.
Twister 786
Her boyfriend was sullen, watched too much TV. And she was getting tired of feeling his love only in the mornings. When she had to pee most.
Twister 865
I love how the Irish call sausages “bangers,” he says. Please just grow up, she says. I’m trying to, he says. I think I’m growing right now.
Twister 984
He showered again and still the smell was on him. She wouldn’t be home for a few hours yet. Maybe the stench of guilt would be gone by then.
Twister 1131
The guys began drinking early in the day and the pizza was ordered before noon. By dinner time the tension was everywhere. But it was sexual
Twister 1235
I fondled it, she said. And though she was talking about a grapefruit, he was immediately aroused, and then felt shame, and then he giggled.
Twister 1357
He bought her flowers. She said, That’s so predictable. He stuffed the flowers in her mouth. And you’re not too good in the sack, he yelled.
