He brings her some cake. I’m not in the mood, she says. Don’t judge, he replies. She pushes it away. But it’s lemon, he says. And she smiles.
Tagged: Sex (778)
T 3910
There was talk of palm fronds and mushrooms and she quickly realized he was being sincere, not sexual, and she lost interest and it was over.
T 3903
He enters the bedroom wearing a pink jockstrap and she says, What now? and he says, Here I go, and she’s confused and he says, I want a baby
T 3899
He recalls the mustiness of his grandparents’ house, the smell of old sponge. And that’s why we can’t have sex, he tells the girl on his lap
T 3887
Her lips are young but her hands are a million years old, and that’s not even in dog years, but she’s willing and he’s a guy and it is done.
T 3882
She says, I have the muscle memory of a nun, but he’s not listening, his exertion is everything now, and she starts to giggle uncontrollably
T 3868
And then the coffee. The small talk was over now, it had to be. He had his limits. She sensed this. He reached for her. Right here, he said.
T 3864
In the distance he can see the mountain on fire, the smoke creeping toward the town. We’re kinda screwed, he says. But not yet, she replies.
T 3859
After their first date she said, I never want to be seen eating with you again. On their next date she gets hungry. And he gets them a room.
T 3852
She was the loneliest vampire, unsatisfied with her so-called life. I’ve come to suck your blood, she told every cute guy as they raced away.
