The old shoe salesman says, You’re going to give me a major foot fetish, and she blushes and takes her toes out of his mouth and says, Why?
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T 3981
The bottle was empty and the laughter subsided. He said, Man, we’re such children. She agreed. There was silence. Let’s be adults, she said.
T 3974
Cake, lots of it, on the counter, and he knows he can’t touch any of them, ever, and he watches his wife and says, Some things never change.
T 3970
He woke up and she was pointing a gun at him and he said, Was I that bad? and she put the gun down and emptied the clip and said, Like that.
T 3969
This was a form of payment. He understood. She had bought his silence and had more money. Whenever the need arose. Whenever she felt a need.
T 3938
She had a spot of mustard on her chin and he wanted to lick it off but that might be awkward. He knew this. But maybe that’s what was needed
T 3927
Then he said, You’re far sexier when you keep your mouth shut, and she ran crying and then some goons beat him up. Her father was a dentist.
T 3926
The bill paid, he stands and watches as she remains seated. I just paid, he says. She knows. I don’t know what you expect from me, she says.
T 3921
The smell overpowered them and he said, Let me look it up on the Internet, and he did, and then he told her, I think it means we’re in love.
T 3919
The coffee is awful and she admits she’s laced it with soy sauce. He wants these tests of his devotion to end. But he also needs to get laid.
