The wine bottle was empty and soon she was on top of him and he said, You excite me, and three minutes later she sighed, and said, Too much.
Tagged: Sex (778)
T 5095
I walked into the washroom and the dude looked like a lady for real but after ten minutes inside I’m not even sure how to vote anymore. Man.
T 5090
I gave myself to her. But then my job took me far away. I learned to eat many exotic things. I met a new woman. I gave myself to her as well.
T 5085
The paleontologist screams, You’re an invertebrate! and the timing is funny because she’s clawing my back, so who’s the invertebrate really?
T 5076
She tells him she works in the media, and he asks, Like the internet? and she realizes how young he is, and dreams up an idea for a TV show.
T 5075
And then he said, I just have big balls, and she thought that was too cute but it didn’t stop her from giggling and so his torture continued.
T 5067
Reality television is about the absence of why, he tells her, and she says, So, no TV tonight? and she smiles. Because she knows the answer.
T 5050
The lies started early in the relationship, from both sides, love really was blind, but this wasn’t love, this was lust, and lust is blinder.
T 5049
The moment arrived and he lay her down and undressed and she stifled a giggle and he said, I’m cold, and she said, OK, because she was kind.
T 5048
She heard dimple but he’d said dingleberry so when she said, I’ll kiss it, he was both repulsed and excited at once. And it ended awkwardly.
