He pours a bourbon and she says, It’s a little early, no? and he smiles and says, I’m sore. And she reaches for the coffee. So sore, he says.
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T 5034
That’s not a wet spot, that’s a wetlands, he says laughing, and she says, We’ve been together ever since. And the kids lose their appetites.
T 5021
The security guard follows the noise to the bank’s vault. Inside it she finds the branch manager, naked. I’m just making a deposit, he says.
T 5018
The sheriff put his gun down. You fellers need some washing, he said. And so he took the outlaws to the waterhole and had his way with them.
T 5017
She settled him down and he felt like crying, and he said, I don’t know what love is, and she said, Love is when you touch me here and here.
T 5015
She says, Fondle my butt, and he complies, and then she says, I’m all yours, baby, but she’s a liar; she just likes to get her butt fondled.
T 5007
He saw the complications, like some gaudy velvet curtain across the stage of his life, but she was interesting and he was bored. And stupid.
T 4993
The older man says, The seventies were hairier. His companion says, Give me a few weeks then. He blushes. Because she’s more man than he is.
T 4976
No one had ever come on to him before but this girl didn’t have any lips. I have minimal standards, he told his friend. Who wasn’t as picky.
T 4975
He knew he had felt this before. I’m being overwhelmed by deja vu, he told her. And now? she asked coyly. That’s more like a rerun, he said.
